getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains




sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN




liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water




arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway




i feel emotionally like shit. 

bye

· posted 11 hours ago ·
tagged as: #i hate these moods



t-mdelonge:

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body






i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY






stumblesandgrace:

We got Mally’s hair cut a few days ago, and she requested it be “really very short” so I can “put sour cream in it and it can be spiky!”. Again, the hairdresser was reluctant to give her what she asked for, and Mally was talked around to a longer (but still very cute) ‘do.

This afternoon she asked me if I could make her hair purple again, and as I was spraying it she started styling it up. I asked if she wanted help and she accepted, and together we created this.

"I’m a punk rocker, mummy!" she exclaimed with glee as she jumped around in front of the mirror.

 And of course no rock chic look is complete without badly applied black and red eye shadow.. Malorie has the look down pat.